I gazed upon the William’s mansion. The house was the only EDIFICE hidden within that part of the woods. Since I was a kid, I had always heard scary stories about what lay on that property. My dad always talked about the land being occupied by a pack of BERSERK wolves that would eat my face off. My mom told me stories about an AMBIDEXTROUS clown that could throw knives at me with both hands. However, their stories failed to DELUDE me; I still wanted to find the truth behind what lived on the property. My investigation had always been BELATED by a last minute homework assignment or a trip to see my grandparents. Today my schedule was completely cleared in order to find out what was in the house. Every detail of the fence that lay before me was creepy. I had made sure that my outfit was not OSTENTATIOUS, because I didn't want anyone to notice me entering the land. At first, I observed there was no angry pack of wolves or scary clowns. This ANIMATED me; I was very happy to find confirmation that my face would still be attached to my body. This relief gave me a new sense of energy as I stepped towards a window. What I found was far from my hypothesis. Instead of a decrepit room with dust, there was a kitchen with many workers. I watched as one man KNEADED dough as he formed it into the shape of a pizza, while another tossed a salad. There were only men working so I immediately assumed the boss was a CHAUVINIST. My bizarre observations were halted as my phone started to ring. It was my mom. I did not answer because I was afraid to make too much noise, however I knew this meant I had to start going home. Once I was a safe distance away from the property, my mind swarmed with questions regarding the mysterious kitchen workers. When I finally got home my mom asked me why I didn’t answer her call. Only at that moment, I remembered the time she punished my younger sister for not answering her. My mom was an EGALITARIAN. Unfortunately for me, this meant I would get the same treatment as my younger sister.
Once there was a very nice lad named Jon, and Jon was a very special lad. Jon was special because he was filthy rich and he wasn’t afraid to show it. Jon was a very pretentious man and he had an EDIFICE of a house, it was the biggest house anyone had ever seen, he was very proud of it. Jon wanted to be known as the richest person ever and he hated people that had more money than him. Jon was very OSTENTATIOUS when it came to his bank account, he bragged about it a whole lot. Jon had so much money that he bought Russia so he could be an EGALITARIAN ruler; he wants to restore Russia to its former communist greatness. After Jon bought Russia he became a CHAUVINIST to the Russian people and he pampered them. They were big fans of this. Soon after Jon began to invade nearby countries and eventually taking over all of Europe. The people loved Jon as their ruler because after he took over the economy thrived and he kept getting more and more money, feeding his greed. Jon wanted more popularity and money from the people so he invaded Asia, and of course he took over Asia too. Soon after he conquered Asia Jon’s birthday came around and he said all that he wants is more money, so all of Europe and Asia celebrated and gave him more of their money. For Jon’s birthday the people came together and invaded Africa without Jon knowing, and when Jon found out he was quite jolly. After Jon had control of Africa the people there threw him a BELATED birthday party and again, gave him even more money. Jon wanted to have some sort of exotic pet, so he took over Australia and got a kangaroo, and this kangaroo was AMBIDEXTROUS, and it cooked shrimp on the barbie with one hand and drank plonk (Australian slang for very cheap wine) with the other. Jon was a very merry fellow, had the entire eastern side of the globe and he had all of the power. While Jon was in Australia sorting things out Sweden started taking over Europe again, and oh boy was Jon going BERSERK when he found out, he just starting wailing on the first person he saw, which sadly was this random kid. The Swedes were taunting Jon, and making propaganda mocking him about his inability to keep control. The first example of this that Jon saw was an ANIMATION of him running around Europe, Africa, Asia and Australia and then falling down, landing in the Pacific Ocean and drowning. Then it showed Sweden taking over the world. Jon needed something to cool himself off with so he went for a swim. While he was gone some poor little old Australian lady saw that he was having a bad day so she KNEADED some dough and made him some homemade bread. She gave Jon the bread, and he enjoyed it quite a bit and he thanked her. Little did Jon know that she was a Swede herself and she’d DELUDED him. She put bleach and Tide Pods in the bread and Jon died in just minutes, but to Jon felt like years. He felt his organs melting and the chemicals burning his nerves until he couldn’t feel anything and everything faded to black. Jon’s reign over every eastern continent had ended. Sweden took over the entire world and Jon was seen as a villain. But in the end Jon, did indeed, get finessed.
This is a story about Will: he lives in an Edifice and his building is very elaborate. Will likes to playbase ball but all the kids make fun of him because he can use both hands. They call him the Ambidextrous man. He is always Belated or late to practice because he has to walk there. But he is always Animated and excited about the practices. Will also likes to make pottery and he Kneads and hits the clay into his desired shape. He has this chauvinistic devotion to making the pottery. He loves to be Egalitarian and promote equal rights. But if he does not get his way he starts hitting things and just goes Berserk. He loves to flaunt his money and be very ostentatious or showy. But if he does this he has to Delude and trick you into liking him
Charles Richards was a journalist in New York city. His small office was inside of a building among similar EDIFICES lining the street. Charles was a diligent worker and had many qualities beneficial for the workplace, AMBIDEXTERITY being among them. His career path seemed to be going in the right direction, everything was going perfectly. However, on a particularly busy Monday morning, Charles made a BELATED appearance to work. Typically, this wouldn’t have been an issue but Charles’s supervisor was CHAVINEST, with a favoring to workers who were Christian and a prejudiced dislike for those who weren’t. The supervisor went BERSERK when he’d realized Charles was late, slammed his fists on the desk and demanded it never happen again. Charles was enraged at how he’d been treated, he was a strong promoter of EGALITARIAN views in the workplace and didn’t expect to be treated so unfairly. Charles reached into his desk and began to KNEAD his stress ball; he was accustomed to having these frustrations. Although unfair, Charles’s supervisor was also OSENTATINUS and liked to display his false kindness as well as his wealth. Later that day, when everyone in the office was watching, he gave Charles a large gift card as an olive branch. When receiving the gift card, Charles became slightly more ANIMATED and stood up from his desk. Charles hadn't been DELUDED into believing the supervisors kindness but it was a free gift card nonetheless.
There once lived a man named shart, with a lowercase “s”. He was quite the drinker, loved to stay hydrated. Shart owned a run down farm that, according to the books, doesn’t do so well. He convinced the tax man that his old FALLOW body was unproductive and that there was a massive potato BLIGHT that destroyed his entire crop. These excuses were good enough for everyone, so both the tax collectors and Shart were GRATIFIED. Shart got pretty good at ELUDING the authorities, it was quite the profitable GAMBIT he had going. He lived in Kentucky all his life, so as a DENIZEN he had a legal FEALTY, or loyalty to his state and the taxes he must pay, but he didn’t care much. Once, he even faked his own death and had a fake OBSEQUY to UNENTICE the interest of the IRS in his doings. At all the local bars, where he drank water, he convinced anyone who didn’t evade taxes they were LAGGARDS and needed to keep up with the current ideas and not fall fall behind.
The sky was blue during a pretty midsummers day in Europa. Azrael had just come back from a very FALLOW and uninteresting journey through the everglen wood from mount Eten to join his fellow knights at the OBSEQUY for their eldest prophet who passed in the brutal winter they had just survived. After the BLIGHT which ravaged their lands and crops the year before there was little chance for the prophet to survive this winter. Many knights and kings looked up to this prophet due to his amazing Gambits and battle strategies while in battle and he will be missed. During the long travel the fear of things lurking in the dark of the wood kept Azrael up at night while sleep ELUDED him always being just out of reach. Azrael was never a LAGGARD and always completed his work on time but the council wanted more from him and forced him to swear his FEALTY and loyalty to them all just to GRATIFY their own gains and due to him not being a DENIZEN of their kingdom they also ENTICED him to live with them in the barracks for greater security.
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ReplyDeleteI gazed upon the William’s mansion. The house was the only EDIFICE hidden within that part of the woods. Since I was a kid, I had always heard scary stories about what lay on that property. My dad always talked about the land being occupied by a pack of BERSERK wolves that would eat my face off. My mom told me stories about an AMBIDEXTROUS clown that could throw knives at me with both hands. However, their stories failed to DELUDE me; I still wanted to find the truth behind what lived on the property. My investigation had always been BELATED by a last minute homework assignment or a trip to see my grandparents. Today my schedule was completely cleared in order to find out what was in the house.
ReplyDeleteEvery detail of the fence that lay before me was creepy. I had made sure that my outfit was not OSTENTATIOUS, because I didn't want anyone to notice me entering the land. At first, I observed there was no angry pack of wolves or scary clowns. This ANIMATED me; I was very happy to find confirmation that my face would still be attached to my body. This relief gave me a new sense of energy as I stepped towards a window. What I found was far from my hypothesis. Instead of a decrepit room with dust, there was a kitchen with many workers. I watched as one man KNEADED dough as he formed it into the shape of a pizza, while another tossed a salad. There were only men working so I immediately assumed the boss was a CHAUVINIST.
My bizarre observations were halted as my phone started to ring. It was my mom. I did not answer because I was afraid to make too much noise, however I knew this meant I had to start going home. Once I was a safe distance away from the property, my mind swarmed with questions regarding the mysterious kitchen workers. When I finally got home my mom asked me why I didn’t answer her call. Only at that moment, I remembered the time she punished my younger sister for not answering her. My mom was an EGALITARIAN. Unfortunately for me, this meant I would get the same treatment as my younger sister.
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Once there was a very nice lad named Jon, and Jon was a very special lad. Jon was special because he was filthy rich and he wasn’t afraid to show it. Jon was a very pretentious man and he had an EDIFICE of a house, it was the biggest house anyone had ever seen, he was very proud of it. Jon wanted to be known as the richest person ever and he hated people that had more money than him. Jon was very OSTENTATIOUS when it came to his bank account, he bragged about it a whole lot. Jon had so much money that he bought Russia so he could be an EGALITARIAN ruler; he wants to restore Russia to its former communist greatness.
ReplyDeleteAfter Jon bought Russia he became a CHAUVINIST to the Russian people and he pampered them. They were big fans of this. Soon after Jon began to invade nearby countries and eventually taking over all of Europe. The people loved Jon as their ruler because after he took over the economy thrived and he kept getting more and more money, feeding his greed. Jon wanted more popularity and money from the people so he invaded Asia, and of course he took over Asia too. Soon after he conquered Asia Jon’s birthday came around and he said all that he wants is more money, so all of Europe and Asia celebrated and gave him more of their money. For Jon’s birthday the people came together and invaded Africa without Jon knowing, and when Jon found out he was quite jolly. After Jon had control of Africa the people there threw him a BELATED birthday party and again, gave him even more money.
Jon wanted to have some sort of exotic pet, so he took over Australia and got a kangaroo, and this kangaroo was AMBIDEXTROUS, and it cooked shrimp on the barbie with one hand and drank plonk (Australian slang for very cheap wine) with the other. Jon was a very merry fellow, had the entire eastern side of the globe and he had all of the power. While Jon was in Australia sorting things out Sweden started taking over Europe again, and oh boy was Jon going BERSERK when he found out, he just starting wailing on the first person he saw, which sadly was this random kid.
The Swedes were taunting Jon, and making propaganda mocking him about his inability to keep control. The first example of this that Jon saw was an ANIMATION of him running around Europe, Africa, Asia and Australia and then falling down, landing in the Pacific Ocean and drowning. Then it showed Sweden taking over the world. Jon needed something to cool himself off with so he went for a swim. While he was gone some poor little old Australian lady saw that he was having a bad day so she KNEADED some dough and made him some homemade bread. She gave Jon the bread, and he enjoyed it quite a bit and he thanked her. Little did Jon know that she was a Swede herself and she’d DELUDED him. She put bleach and Tide Pods in the bread and Jon died in just minutes, but to Jon felt like years. He felt his organs melting and the chemicals burning his nerves until he couldn’t feel anything and everything faded to black. Jon’s reign over every eastern continent had ended. Sweden took over the entire world and Jon was seen as a villain. But in the end Jon, did indeed, get finessed.
This is a story about Will: he lives in an Edifice and his building is very elaborate. Will likes to playbase ball but all the kids make fun of him because he can use both hands. They call him the Ambidextrous man. He is always Belated or late to practice because he has to walk there. But he is always Animated and excited about the practices. Will also likes to make pottery and he Kneads and hits the clay into his desired shape. He has this chauvinistic devotion to making the pottery. He loves to be Egalitarian and promote equal rights. But if he does not get his way he starts hitting things and just goes Berserk. He loves to flaunt his money and be very ostentatious or showy. But if he does this he has to Delude and trick you into liking him
ReplyDeleteCharles Richards was a journalist in New York city. His small office was inside of a building among similar EDIFICES lining the street. Charles was a diligent worker and had many qualities beneficial for the workplace, AMBIDEXTERITY being among them. His career path seemed to be going in the right direction, everything was going perfectly. However, on a particularly busy Monday morning, Charles made a BELATED appearance to work. Typically, this wouldn’t have been an issue but Charles’s supervisor was CHAVINEST, with a favoring to workers who were Christian and a prejudiced dislike for those who weren’t. The supervisor went BERSERK when he’d realized Charles was late, slammed his fists on the desk and demanded it never happen again. Charles was enraged at how he’d been treated, he was a strong promoter of EGALITARIAN views in the workplace and didn’t expect to be treated so unfairly. Charles reached into his desk and began to KNEAD his stress ball; he was accustomed to having these frustrations. Although unfair, Charles’s supervisor was also OSENTATINUS and liked to display his false kindness as well as his wealth. Later that day, when everyone in the office was watching, he gave Charles a large gift card as an olive branch. When receiving the gift card, Charles became slightly more ANIMATED and stood up from his desk. Charles hadn't been DELUDED into believing the supervisors kindness but it was a free gift card nonetheless.
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There once lived a man named shart, with a lowercase “s”. He was quite the drinker, loved to stay hydrated. Shart owned a run down farm that, according to the books, doesn’t do so well. He convinced the tax man that his old FALLOW body was unproductive and that there was a massive potato BLIGHT that destroyed his entire crop. These excuses were good enough for everyone, so both the tax collectors and Shart were GRATIFIED. Shart got pretty good at ELUDING the authorities, it was quite the profitable GAMBIT he had going. He lived in Kentucky all his life, so as a DENIZEN he had a legal FEALTY, or loyalty to his state and the taxes he must pay, but he didn’t care much. Once, he even faked his own death and had a fake OBSEQUY to UNENTICE the interest of the IRS in his doings. At all the local bars, where he drank water, he convinced anyone who didn’t evade taxes they were LAGGARDS and needed to keep up with the current ideas and not fall fall behind.
ReplyDeleteThe sky was blue during a pretty midsummers day in Europa. Azrael had just come back from a very FALLOW and uninteresting journey through the everglen wood from mount Eten to join his fellow knights at the OBSEQUY for their eldest prophet who passed in the brutal winter they had just survived. After the BLIGHT which ravaged their lands and crops the year before there was little chance for the prophet to survive this winter. Many knights and kings looked up to this prophet due to his amazing Gambits and battle strategies while in battle and he will be missed. During the long travel the fear of things lurking in the dark of the wood kept Azrael up at night while sleep ELUDED him always being just out of reach. Azrael was never a LAGGARD and always completed his work on time but the council wanted more from him and forced him to swear his FEALTY and loyalty to them all just to GRATIFY their own gains and due to him not being a DENIZEN of their kingdom they also ENTICED him to live with them in the barracks for greater security.
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